Aloha once again!
Wongmo returns to answer a few more of his
devoted readers' musings and ponderings on
all things Self.
From G.W.
The password is: "Who are the Patriots" and "La-li-lu-le-lo."
Answer:
Wongmo does not think you are making any sense. However, he would like to take the opportunity to thank his followers for all the e-mail they sent him from the present year to as far back as 1979. Wongmo has been reading all emails and letters from A-Z, and (most importantly), back.
--Wongmo
From Mrs. Kinross
I've been having these recurring dreams about traumatic memories from my past lately. Is there anything you can do to help me with these problems?
Answer:
In order to cope with the past, you need to remember that the present year always comes first. Wongmo suggests ordering his latest brochure, "Coping with Dolphins from your Past". Many of Wongmo's followers have read it from the first letter and were miraculously cured of their problems.
--Wongmo
From Colin
When can the followers of Wongmo see the Great Man and get their DVD Signed
by him?
Also, where does your inner dolphin go when it dies?
Answer:
Wongmo has no seminars or retreats planned for the near future. Please keep an eye on these pages to find out when the next event will take place. Wongmo thanks you for your interest in his products, and would like to take the opportunity to mention that signed editions of the DVD are available for a mere $20 additional fee!
As to your other concern: fear not. The dolphin never truly passes away, it simply leaps to the great oceanarium in the sky.
--Wongmo
From P.G.
You are the very worst kind of person, you filth-on-two-legs. You claim to have something to offer to people, but all you are interested in is what they offer you. You sicken me and someday you'll get what you deserve.
Answer:
Wongmo understands your feelings of insecurity. Perhaps a banana yogurt would calm you down. Or maybe an aspirin. In order to help your, obviously miniscule, inner dolphin, Wongmo would like to offer you a complimentary DVD (shipping only $49.95)
--Wongmo
From Wolf
Have I Seen It? Not s'posed to say, am I?
Answer:
The inner self can never be truly exposed. Listen to the musings of your own inner dolphin whenever you feel insecure.
--Wongmo
From LG
The secret is out!
Answer:
Wongmo tends not to think in terms of secrets, but in terms of truth.
--Wongmo
From The W.
What does DVD stand for?
Answer:
Although many have tried to provide an acceptable solution to this question, the whalings of my inner self tell me the definitive answer is Dolphin Visitation Device.
--Wongmo
From Resident Woodchuck
If a tree falls in the woods but no one is there, does it make a sound?
Answer:
"Ow."
--Wongmo
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